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    If you had a cow what would you call it.

    i wouldnt cal,l it something stupid like buttercup id prolly call it mr. cow.

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    *slaps HOOTERS* why in the world would you name a cow buttercup? *sings the buttercup song*
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    My grandmother used to have a cow. I think she called it Bessie.
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    My grandparents had cows on their farm. They were slaughtered and eaten. I recall they tasted disgusting. They didn't have names.

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    We had a cow and we named it Dumdum I think it was retarded

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    I'd call it Goathead.

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    I'd call it moose and give it antlers.
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    'Gilbert'

    Why not?

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    I would name my cow HOOTERS.

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    My cows in Harvets Moon 2 are BJ, Bary, Dick, and Anjil.

    If I had a real cow I'd probably name her Orange.

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    Daisy, ala the song by Zed called "Oh! Daisy."
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    Wild Thing.

    I used to have a pet cow when I was little. I called her Anastacia. xD

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    Moo Moo the Ner Cow.

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    I'd cut off it's legs and call it Ground Beef!!
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    I'd call it Philbert.
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