Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
No Duke bad! Duke very bad and too expensive and way back in the woods. Chapel Hill good. Chapel Hill affordable (well, moreso than Duke). Chapel Hill in nice suburbish area. You come to Chapel Hill, yes?
Methinks that me won't have to pay for Duke. Methinks me will get an academic scholarship, and me a country boy, so me like Duke be way back in the woods. Chapel Hill bad. Methinks people with tar on their feet be dirty. Mehates Chapel Hill.