It'll become Eyes on Fred Flintstone and I'll ban a good 50% of the active posters here.
It'll become Eyes on Fred Flintstone and I'll ban a good 50% of the active posters here.
OK, firstly we would need money so I would convert the front page to a referal service so you get porn on demand, the front site or the forums as an option.
Then I would leave the main site as it is.
On the forums I would make 'special' staff that would watch over a new part of the forum called battle royal where the last remaining member to be breathing wins the funds we earn from the porn part of the site. Yes the people who take part in the Battle Royal would have to go around the world in search of the other and they must kill them. We'd have tracking colers to make sure.
Along with that I would demote Psy, Misfit and Denmark to *Trio* positions. Then I would make Xander and B00b have hundreads of titles so everytime they post their titles make their post massively long.
I'd also create a EoFF mansion where we'd have chocobo's and members would be welcome. It would be in the middle of the atlantic, or England.
Theres lots more too. We'd allow admins to inforce public beatings to people who really deserve it, and guns would be legalised but only if their paintball guns!
Edit: And we'd have free ice cream, carrots and all you can eat buffets at the Mansion, YAY!
I think thats it for now!
Last edited by Baloki; 04-23-2004 at 09:43 PM. Reason: Missed the ice cream
The only thing I'd do is make the inability to type properly and the overuse of smilies bannable offenses.
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
I'd ban a fewspecific people and change it to eyesonsf.com and make it all about Street Fighter and Capcom, then I'd make a large hentai section. (you guys knew this was coming.)
and had hoped you would have got banned on your way to the thread...Originally Posted by Joel
I'd make sure everyone used at least ONE smilie in a post even if it's just a text one =P oh AND make everyone give each other hugs a lot. ^_^
I like your ideas Baloki =]
I don't think I can run a site of this size very well. I'd hand control over to Unne and Bleys and see what they do.
That's the worst idea ever. Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Oh, and to add to my list. .. I would ban Yamaneko. :D
Remove all the sections except FF1.
This is pretty much what it would be like under Psychotic rule.
Oh yeah, and instead of "Cid's Knights" the mods would be called "Kyokugen guards."
No, "Monkey Spankers" sounds better.
I'd also ban Misfit just on principle.
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
Naked with sisters vs. Not being banned.
Hmm.
Hmmmmmmm...
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