The New Eyesonff.com!

[Baloki]

OK, firstly we would need money so I would convert the front page to a referal service so you get porn on demand, the front site or the forums as an option.

Then I would leave the main site as it is.

On the forums I would make 'special' staff that would watch over a new part of the forum called battle royal where the last remaining member to be breathing wins the funds we earn from the porn part of the site. Yes the people who take part in the Battle Royal would have to go around the world in search of the other and they must kill them. We'd have tracking colers to make sure.

Along with that I would demote Psy, Misfit and Denmark to *Trio* positions. Then I would make Xander and B00b have hundreads of titles so everytime they post their titles make their post massively long.

I'd also create a EoFF mansion where we'd have chocobo's and members would be welcome. It would be in the middle of the atlantic, or England.

Theres lots more too. We'd allow admins to inforce public beatings to people who really deserve it, and guns would be legalised but only if their paintball guns!

Edit: And we'd have free ice cream, carrots and all you can eat buffets at the Mansion, YAY!

I think thats it for now!