Is the Glass Half Full or Half Empty?

**Rase** · 04-25-2004, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy³

When a door is open, its ajar. But when a jar is open, it's not a door. Strange no?

Also, why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

**Yamaneko** · 04-25-2004, 07:13 PM

Who fills up their glass half way? I sure don't. I'm a thirsty guy.

**DeBlayde** · 04-26-2004, 12:02 AM

it's half full if it's a pint of guiness, half empty if it's a glass of Henry Weinhard's Cream soda, all the way empty if it's a shot of Jameson whiskey.

**frr_vegeta** · 04-26-2004, 12:02 AM

May I see this glass?

**Logan** · 04-26-2004, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by PeTeRL90

It's only half full if you pour it in and stop halfway.

It's half empty if it was full and someone drank it.

Yes.

**Rase** · 04-26-2004, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by frr_vegeta

May I see this glass?

**TasteyPies** · 04-26-2004, 01:58 AM

Its wet

**frr_vegeta** · 04-26-2004, 01:59 AM

Definitely half full.

**Erdrick Holmes** · 04-26-2004, 02:00 AM

*drinks glass of water*

Now it's completly empty.

**Rase** · 04-26-2004, 02:01 AM

ROFL!

**Stayin Dizzy** · 04-26-2004, 02:02 AM

don't look at the glass as half full or half empty. Simply realize the truth....there is no glass

**Rase** · 04-26-2004, 02:04 AM

You are now entering.... The Matrix.

**Fisticuffs** · 04-26-2004, 05:34 AM

The glass is merely twice as large as it needs to be.

**Rinoabella** · 04-26-2004, 05:47 AM

Cool I just evened it out. The glass is HALF FULL *overly optimistic*

**frr_vegeta** · 04-26-2004, 05:51 AM

The poll is at 50% each.

Is the full side half winning or half losing?

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