EoFF is, apparently, something awful. Prepare yourselves.

[Storm]

You do mean mongoloid. It's considered offensive because it equates Mongolians to people with Down syndrome (ugly retards).

Okay then....

*deletes word from vocabulary*

[Ariel]

I read this last night after I saw the link in Mikael's LJ... funny stuff. =P Especially when there are other things floating around that would have been a whole lot easier to make fun of. Ah, well. It still made me giggle. xD

[eestlinc]

Mongoloid refers to the fact that people with Downs Syndrome have a somewhat slanteyed appearance and a dopey open-mouthed look that makes them look Oriental.

[Big Ogre Umaro]

Wow, I am now "stupider" after actually reading all the "witty" remarks from Something Awful. May God have mercy on their soul.

I didn't find that funny whatsoever. Since they seem so keen on insulting us, I don't see any harm in returning a few of my own. Here we go.....

"A debt collection agency demanding that you pay them for all the bounced checks you wrote to the local anime store run by some sweaty fat ass who still sleeps with his parents when the night light is in the shop for repairs is not considered stalking."

Nice run on sentence. Go back to grade 8, you mongloid moron. You can gradually see his desperation to make this insult great as the sentence goes on. A word of advice when making an insult....don't make one insult out of one's used a thousand times.

"The Something Awful Forums hates new users so much that we don't even allow them to introduce themselves. It's to stop threads like this from happening every single day..."

....and....

"As an avid fan of Final Fantasy I never go outside or socialize with anyone. I love all my level 99 characters with maxed stats and all the super special weapons and that one summon that takes roughly four days to get. My playtime is at 426 hours and 7 minutes. "

I thoroughly enjoy the contradiction in the insults. First they try to accuse people at EOFF of having no socialization skills, and then they prevent people from introducing themselves on their own forums. YES, I best socialize with people when I don't let them know I actually exist (100% sarcastic, since Something Awful can't distinguish sarcasm. Again, we learn about that in grade school and by SOCIALIZING with other people).

"Someone please email me and answer me this question, WHAT IS WITH STUPID FINAL FANTASY FANS AND HORRIBLE POETRY? Please for the love of God."

For the love of God! Believe it or not, God gave us this strange gift called "free will" which enables us to express ourselves through things like poetry, or in your case, the dimeaning of other people. It's really not a difficult concept to understand.

And how can you criticize poetry when you don't write? Oh....I forgot. Writing poetry is totally geeky. We should all try to be more like the people at SA, they are "tres" cool. You don't obtain the status of "cool" by dressing up like a bunch of wannabe skaters and making fun of people who like to express their emotions. But whatever, keep on acting tough, make fun of geeks, get piss faced at the bar, stare at the "chicks", and my GOD will people think you are cool.

"I think that people become so involved in these things because there is something missing in their life. I have no solution for these people. I only know how to ridicule them."

Umm....something must be missing in your life if you take the time to create an entire web page based on ridiculing other people. It must give you a real ego boost, since you can't seem to find it anywhere else.

I don't see a problem with people here. They aren't afraid to express themselves about different things. Unique people are the most interesting to associate with, not "macho" jackasses at SA.

Anyhow, I'm done ranting. I don't speak for all the members here, but that's just what I think. Delete the post if you think it's too crude.

I am quoting this because I want more instances of it in this thread.

[Rainecloud]

Right, so everytime some "well known" website makes fun of EOFF we should just admit we're all losers, because the majority of the population will support them.

Bingo.

Oh, and to everyone at SA: Get a job, you bums.

[Citizen Bleys]

I nominate we make a thread making fun of Something Awful Forums or Something Awful.com, than let them see it. :evilking:

a) That would be work, and
b) Spok's way more experienced at it than we are. We'd get trounced.

[eternalshiva]

>:/ *finishes angry rant from earlier post*

and EternalBahamut really IS my husband *hits the idiot* pfft. *goes back to coding Site stuff*

[Loony BoB]

and EternalBahamut really IS my husband *hits the idiot* pfft. *goes back to coding Site stuff*

It's things like these that amuse me to no end whatsoever. I mean, come on - when someone on an internet message board says "this is my husband! ", what are the odds that they really are a husband? Nobody who was casually browsing would actually expect that to be TRUE. xD

[frr_vegeta]

It's things like these that amuse me to no end whatsoever. I mean, come on - when someone on an internet message board says "this is my husband! ", what are the odds that they really are a husband? Nobody who was casually browsing would actually expect that to be TRUE. xD

Speaking of which, have you gotten a diamond engagement ring postmarked from Albany, NY. recently?

[Peegee]

Anybody who's anybody knows everybody on the internet is a man.

[eternalshiva]

It's things like these that amuse me to no end whatsoever. I mean, come on - when someone on an internet message board says "this is my husband! ", what are the odds that they really are a husband? Nobody who was casually browsing would actually expect that to be TRUE. xD

Well it is xD in my case anyways xD I'm no forum hoe hehe

[Flying Mullet]

I'm no forum hoe hehe

Must ... bite ... tongue ...

[White Raven]

We should just let it go here...geez, we don't want this to become the battle of people with too much time on their hands.

[BatChao]

Wow, they must have really dug for some of those... the prom thread? That's really really old!

[DocFrance]

Pfft. You people are getting way too uppity about being made fun of. The best sense of humor is one that allows you to laugh at yourself.

Other than that, I thought it was friggin' awesome, especially since I got quoted.