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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
    Well considering that the buffet that they were eating at was not an "All You Can Eat" buffet, I feel no sympathy for them.
    Agreed

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    Well, you know what happens when you make an assumption, don't you? You make an ass out of u and... umm... mption.
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    I find this all very funny for some reason.
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    I second Kishi's quote.

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    does the fact i've allready seen an simpsons episode about this kind of thing make it less funny for me...YES
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    <i>Observe the gluttonus porkbuttus as he fills up to prepare for his long summer hibernation. Watch how graceful he looks as his jaw unhinges to engulf the entire side of ham. Nature can be quite beautiful in its natural state.</i>

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    We should organise an EoFF "eat lots of meat at a buffet" fun day. I'm serious.

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    I second the notion stated above.
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    Those kind of people are my heroes
    lol.

    They should sue. Because clearly if you get kicked out of an "All you can Eat Buffet" then clearly you never had all you can eat. Sounds like false advertising.
    I know I would if I was in their position. False advertising sux.




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    Oh Gippal's chick, false advertising can be fun when used for good. Someone eating an entire cow at a buffet is only going to die a lot sooner than they would have had they only ate half the cow. If anything they should sue their stomach for not letting them know that it was time to quit after the fifth slice or so.

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    You're probably right, RSL, but still...ya know what I mean? ^^




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    I know I would if I was in their position. False advertising sux.

    I like Kung-Fu.

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    DAMN FALSE ADVERTISING!


    xD

    Okay yeah. I want a buffet now.

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