1. Penguins
1. Hentai
My alligance says I must vote for penguins *nods*
2. Sleep
2. Money
You can't eat money...
3. Cheesecake
3. Wood
Whats the point of voting wood when the rainforest is getting chopped down at some like 500 acres a day and won't exsist anymore?
4. Hair
4. Cola
Again, you can't drink hair...
5. Ducks
5. Free Time
Doing A-levels let you appriciate the above option
6. Mikztsu
6. Sex
I abstain!
7. Cartoons
7. Friends
Make your friends into cartoon like characters and you win both ways
8. Cats
8. Love
A vote for cats is a vote for Leeza, oh diddlesticks not Lezza *cries
