The Greatest Something In The Universe - Results Thread

[Baloki]

1. Squinn
1. Life
Like always Squinn takes on life and life beats him round the head like a wet kipper. If only he had related himself to Stargate, that would have won him so much more praise and adloration

2. Being That Ace
2. Breasts / Boobs
How can you honestly choose when it comes to theres cos we all know boobs are just that ace damnit! I Abstain.

3. Sparkles
3. Melons
The sparkling stars glitter at night just for us, their light so bright it makes us dream, dream of a life beyond the sky... Also you can't win most games, especially any FF game without sparkles and you know that.

4. Nakedness
4. Monty Python
The show that shaped the greatest of britain, we can't let it die without firstly burning a witch, and how do we tell if shes a witch? BURN HER!!!! No my dear friend, we see if she floats, and what floats on water? A BRICK, oh wait it doesn't... A duck, to the weighing scales. Its a fair cop. SHES A WITCH, BURN HER, BURN HER!

5. Air Conditioning
5. Cold Weather
I like it when it cold and not raining, it makes me feel one with the world and also wakes you up with a slight nip, its really nice

6. Mooses
6. Buckets of Ice Cream (eg: Vermonster)
If Xander can steal my word then no-one can have it I say!!! and also we are talking about Ice Creams in Summer.

7. Women
7. Pi
Abstain

8. Swordfighting
8. Draperies
Where would we be without the humming of Japanese steel?