1. Life (Can't really beat Life itself)
2. Breasts / Boobs (.......... I'm a guy. Need I say more?)
3. Melons (MMMMMMM... Watermelon)
4. Monty Python (I love British Humor)
5. Cold Weather (Alaska raised, baby! Bring it on!)
6. Mooses (The moose is loose - Sorry, inside joke)
7. Women (If they have the right personality)
8. Swordfighting (^_^ So..... fun...... just not in real life-or-death situations)



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Now, Pizza vs. Roadkill was difficult, but I went with pizza because in my family, we don't call squished animals "roadkill" - we call them "road pizzas" due to a time when we went to a high-class restaurant and my third cousin and I spent about ten minutes making our pizza look like a dead hedgehog.


















