1. Sparkles
1. Pizza
Sparkles may be nice, but Pizza is great <3
2. Nakedness
2. Music
Music > Nakedness. I don't particularly care for nakedness than I do for music.
3. Mooses
3. Rock and Roll
Mooses: fast they come and fast they go
and God, I love that Rock and Roll!
4. Cold Weather
4. Napkin Holders
Napkin holders are nice, but cold weather is better.
5. Breasts / Boobs
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
Breasts / Boobs / BooB are/is overrated.
6. Swordfighting
6. Excellent Happiness
Swordfighting is pretty cool, but I'd have ..."excellent happiness" over swordfighting and possibly getting injured.
7. Life
7. Toilet Paper
Nothing is better than life.
8. Women
8. Canadians
Canadians are nice people, unlike most women. >_>
