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    Default Game Captions #1 - Full Spectrum Warrior

    Well, while this does involve games, it doesn't involve DISCUSSING games, so I fig'd it could go here. If not, go ahead and move it.

    Anyway, just think up the funniest caption for this pic.
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    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Soldier 1: Let's have sex.
    Soldier 2: Yes, let's, and we can use these guns in the sex and also to shoot off people who want to stop the sex and also we can use them in the sex.

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    Soldier 1: So we're in Iraq WHY?!
    Soldier 2: Gas is too high, Bush says killing rebels here makes it go down.
    Soldier 1: OOoooooooh!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HOOTERS
    Soldier 1: Let's have sex.
    Soldier 2: Yes, let's, and we can use these guns in the sex and also to shoot off people who want to stop the sex and also we can use them in the sex.

    I ain't coming near you when you got a gun.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Don't worry, we'd leave the safety on.


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    Soldier 1: What are you aiming at?

    Soldier 2: That toy store, those kids look hostile.
    'frr_Vegeta

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    Soldier 1: Ok Ubi Soft, we know you're in there, drop your copies of Aquaman for XBox and put your hands in the air.

    Soldier 2: I see his head, I'm aiming. This outta keep you from releasing more crappy superhero games.

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    soldier one: So why are we shooting up mac donalds again?

    Soldier two: they banned us for suing them for being overwieght numb nuts

    Soldier one: but were not over wieght

    soldier two: thats why they banned us

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    Soldier1: Why do you insist on taking that gun with you on my family reunions?

    Soldier2: Scaring your mom's 27 cats with it is just so much fun.

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    Soldier A: Haha, my rifle is longer than yours.
    Soldier B: But, but, size doesn't matter... it's how you use it,right?


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    Soldier 1: Red 2! I see the enemy! Do you copy?
    Soldier 2: This is Red 2, I copy. I am about to assassinate the enemy in sight.
    Solder 1: You dolt! That's the President!

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Tis in the attachment.
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    I have a signature now. Am I cool yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeTeRL90
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    Ditto
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    Soldier 1: So then I found out she was my cousin!

    Soldier 2: ...your pet duck? What?

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