Hmm ansem, I gave you cookies and you repay me by starting on my misstress? You're evil I'll now give all future warm chocolate chip cookies to other people (also stocks white chocolate chip cookies too they're nicer!)

As for Bernie sorry but I have to cook you on a spit over a fire for several hours whilst dripping herbs, oils and stuff on you but first *drains a couple of pints of blood off for drinking and the gravy* sorry we cant have you running away but I'll sweeten the deal have a cookie *holds up a choc chip and a white choc chip cookie fresh from the oven*