Pfft. Red Bull & Vodka is the single most disappointing concoction in existence. Of course, that stems from the fact that vodka is terrible unless you drink it straight, and Red Bull is so ridiculously awesome it shouldn't be contaminated with anything. I wish I were drinking red bull now. I should write to the company and somehow swindle some of its magic elixiry goodness. V is cheaper for a reason, and although it works, it will never hold the same place in my heart as Red Bull. Mmm, coffee. Yes, coffee is fantastic too. If everyone drank large amounts of coffee, the world would be a better place because we'd all be in such brilliant moods all the time, but Red Bull doesn't burn you, doesn't need sugar, and is generally easier to drink because it doesn't involve you pacing around Aotea Square waiting for the coffee machine to hurry up, and no one has ever said "Sorry we're all out of soy Red Bull!" This is getting depressing. I need to go out and acquire caffiene, so that for a brief moment my life isn't as empty as the discarded carriers of caffiene, guarana and aspartame that fell before me.