Allow myself to speak....

[Agent Proto]

*stands up*

I want a full stop to these sex0ring of newbies.

That's right, you heard me. A full stop to sex0ring of newbies. Newbies are not meant to be sex0red! It's pointless and stupid, and the only person getting anything out of it is no one. So, do me and the future n00bs a favor and put a stop to sex0ring of newbies. Who's with me?! I shall not stop till all sex0ring of n00bs are put to an immediate stop. If my demand is not met by next week. Expect more "Anti-Propoganda" of Newbie Rape.

Let's stop these shameful actions and start helping make EoFF a better place for newbies to further enjoy this place without the fear of getting "raped." Make this a reality and speak up against Newbie Rape. n00bs are not meant to be sex0red.

Meh.

[escobert]

I wish I was sex0red

[Ouch!]

I never really thought it was such a problem. I mean, you can just as easily ignore everyone who does it. Or laugh at them behind their backs.

[frr_vegeta]

I've never even been sexed, let alone sex0red.

[crono_logical]

I think Proto wants sex0ring, but since he's not a newbie, no one does it to him

[GrimmReaper]

back in the day, i was owned... as someone's pet. Now, you've got horny eoffer's running around seX0rz-ing n00b's like an addiction.

it makes me sad.

[escobert]

I would sex0r him but that's bb the ner cows job

[Linus]

I've never sex0red a newbie before, but if you want us to sex0r them so badly, I guess I could start now.

[Misfit]

I AGREE!

STOP NOOBIE SEX0RING, GODDAMNIT!

Thank you. :D

[escobert]

No.

[Linus]

**Sex0rs Misfit.**

[Ouch!]

Ignore what I said earlier... it is disgusting.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, let's go back when we claimed newbies.

At least claiming is safe.

[escobert]

what if PG wears protection?

[Ouch!]

Yes, 'cause you know how unsafe sex0ring is. All the STDs and whatnot it leads to. If it doesn't stop I'm sure AIDs and genital herpies will be spread across the fora.