*dresses in drag and sings in a Spanish accent*

iYo quiero esperar usted un Feliz Cumpleanos, quiero esperar usted Feliz Cumpleanos, quiero esperar usted Feliz Cumpleanos de mi corazon!

I wanna wish you a , I wanna wish you a ,I wanna wish you a from the bottom of my heart!


EDIT: *steals any of your cute slaves and makes them into Yaoi Hentai*