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    Proto's thread about stopping all of the newbie sex0ring made me think a little...If pr00t can tell you what to do, choosing something highly unlikely, perhaps I should try as well? And then I thought, well, what should I order the people of Eyes On Final Fantasy to do, or cease doing? I considered several options, weighing each in terms of the amount of good it would do for the community, from instituting a "let's eat rat" day to making proper spelling and grammar mandatory. And then...only then, did I realize something terribly important: This community means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot! You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this place? If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe--if you didn't drool all over yourself first! I can't stand those snivelling maggots--they make me want to puke! But there is one good thing to preaching to a forum full of mindless sheep: I always know I've got them exactly where I want them.

    I'll give a hug to anyone who can guess what movie I just finished watching...Well, no not a hug. I don't hug. Settle for a boot to the head?

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    I have no idea...can I have a boot to the head anyway?

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    OK, but I should warn you that by "head" I actually meant crotch.

    *boot*

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    Rugrats In Paris? Rugrats on Ice? Something with Rugrats.

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    "To my dear sister [insert name here I forgot what it was]..."

    "Oh, Author, he's too kind..."

    "I decree... a boot to the head."

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    Ah, Zaphier, thou art a scholar in this day and age.

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    It sounds very familiar. Beauty and the Beast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linus
    It sounds very familiar. Beauty and the Beast?
    Something quite similar, I reckon.

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    Yeah, I just listen to my friend's Doctor Demento CD. Good stuff, I should probably get it from him so I can burn it.

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    Oh, I know! The Little Mermaid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphier
    Yeah, I just listen to my friend's Doctor Demento CD. Good stuff, I should probably get it from him so I can burn it.
    Oh, you mustn't burn it. That would cause it to melt.

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    You never told us what to do.

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    Barely legal boys vol. 3?
    'frr_Vegeta

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    Oh, but of course, such knowledge could only come from the mind of Citizen Bleys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
    You never told us what to do.
    I can tell you where to go and how to get there, if you want.

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