Proto's thread about stopping all of the newbie sex0ring made me think a little...If pr00t can tell you what to do, choosing something highly unlikely, perhaps I should try as well? And then I thought, well, what should I order the people of Eyes On Final Fantasy to do, or cease doing? I considered several options, weighing each in terms of the amount of good it would do for the community, from instituting a "let's eat rat" day to making proper spelling and grammar mandatory. And then...only then, did I realize something terribly important: This community means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot! You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this place? If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe--if you didn't drool all over yourself first! I can't stand those snivelling maggots--they make me want to puke! But there is one good thing to preaching to a forum full of mindless sheep: I always know I've got them exactly where I want them.
I'll give a hug to anyone who can guess what movie I just finished watching...Well, no not a hug. I don't hug. Settle for a boot to the head?