I want to make a new thread.

[HOOTERS]

7. Oranges come in bags that are also orange

[Linus]

The new topic is Hoot's lack of bathing.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Ever try to do the Hokey-Pokey underwater and naked? I tell you what, that's not what it's all about, no matter what they say.

[Linus]

I do everything naked underwater.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Guys. Shlup is reading this thread. We're doomed.

This thread is about damnation.

[HOOTERS]

8. Oranges doesn't rhyme with anything except maybe.....bloranges.

[Linus]

Shlup is my honey bunny.

<3

Edit: Also, she's been viewing the thread for 15 minutes now. I think she's gone probably.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This just in:
Linus and Shulp like to rob coffee shops.

[Kirobaito]

Shlup refused to catch mono from me.

[Linus]

This just in: Bruce Willis pwnz John Travolta!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This just in: The new permanent topic is "Shlup is GREAT"

Discuss.

[fire_of_avalon]

Shlup has a name that's onomatopeoia.

[Linus]

I find myself wanting to declare my love for Shlup often, but then she posts random images at myspace and I get an e-mail about it and I go to look and see some crazy, zany animated .gif instead of a real comment and makes me smile.

Smile =! love.

[Fuzakeru]

. . . lies.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

When I met Shlup in real life she laughed at me when I stated that I wanted to be a mod.

Then I went home and cried.

laughing != love