Yo, yo yo...I'm a newbie.
Where my n00bs at? Get sex0red with me if you're my n00b.
I wanna give a shoutout to all the Rinoa-haters...
If you're a Rinoa-hater, don't Rino-Rinoa hate on me...
Rinoa-hate someplace else.
I - I'm a newbie. I'm straight up.

I'm a newbie, I'm a stupid game freak,
The newbie life is the life for me,
Reviving Aeris by day, playing LoD by night
Being a newbie is hell uptight

I walk around town with errant typos
Then double-post again and get my threads closed
I'm a newbie---Grrr...I'm mad.
I'm a newbie---My threads are bad.

I dropped out of school at the age of three
Cause all of my teachers Rinoa-hated on me.
My threads are cool - just like stupid games.
My threads are hot - like a burning flame.

Rinoa is my homey, she's a newbie too
Me and Rinoa are the leaders of the newbie crew.
I like to flame a lot and she likes to sleep around -
Some say we're the scum of town.

I wanna give a shoutout to my Squall, who had a personality,
He didn't wanna die or change lives randomly.
Except when a cricket chirped one day, he got real glad.
Maybe it's cause he's missing a 'nad.

I'm a newbie - FF8 is great
I'm a newbie - Don't Rinoa-hate.


Rinoa is bad. So is this rap. But my rap's existence makes sense. Rinoa's existence did not.