Ward: Geez... You have to go around touching everything like a little kid, don't you?

Kiros: Chill out a little, will ya?

Laguna: WHATEVER-MAN! Thanks to ME, those Esthar soldiers and that rock are history. It's like killing two pigs with one stone. I am just so awesome...Genius, I tell you...

Ward: Pigs...?
Kiros: Don't you mean...birds?

Definitely Laguna.