"How much is the bail, Grandma?"

[Psychotic]

These old people, they have no respect for the youth of today! In my day, old people would behave like civilised people, and if they didn't their offspring would give them a good hiding! Oh yes, this is the principle that made our country great!

[Dragonflame]

Well not many officers of the law are kind enough to show you their shotgun. Up close.

In Texas they are.