What's the worst crime you've committed?

[Shlup]

Other than downloading everything I see and taking things from work... I dunno. I don't steal from people, but when I was younger I pocketed a few things from stores. The worst thing was probably when I was like 7 one of my friends had a can of spray paint so I painted a peace sign on a wall behind a bush in a parking lot. One of the other kids told my mom and I got in trouble. D:

[Kirobaito]

I steal from the workplace. I have pocketed over 30 used baseballs thus far. Not caught. Of course, they really don't care what you do with them after you use them in the game, but still...

Internet piracy, treason, attempted murder, and larceny, but I'm yet to be caught.