Which pill would you take?

[Fuzakeru]

Random Guy with Pills: Hello, I am a baldman and I have pills for you.
Fuzakeru: YAY!
Random Guy with Pills: Meet me at some dusty, rundown warehouse and I'll give them to you.
Fuzakeru: ASL?
Random Guy with Pills: Are you listening?
Fuzakeru:

I don't think actually meeting the man would be a problem. >.>

[ZeZipster]

Hi ZeZipster. I am really an old bald man. With dark glasses, I hasten to add. I have some lovely pills for you to take. Let's meet up in a dark alley at 3 AM, and you can take them, and then we'll have "fun".

I like fun.

[Misfit]

I'd just say no then stab your feet multiple times. ^_^

[Erdrick Holmes]

Pink, just so I can effectivly take a nap.

[Mort]

Blue and red at once, and then take the pink one after, so ill only know which one worked when i wake up. let fate decide mwhahahaha

[Baloki]

Wow 80% of all boards in General Chat are created by Hooters...

Another useless fact, the random titles are like spam, cheap and tastleless and come in cans

"Red Pill"

[Bernie]

I don't do drugs, but if a gun were held to my head, I would go for the red pill.

I wouldn't go for the pink pill. People might do stuff to me while I'm passed out.

[Besimudo]

If you don't do drugs then you are choosing the blue one as taking none is equivalent to the blue one anyhow.

The red one doesn't exist!


So, Id take the pink pill.

[Rusty]

The pink one no doubt

[Rainecloud]

If taking the red pill involves finding out that we're all hiding from hideous, evil robots that are intent on destroying the human race, then I'd rather take the blue pill and remain in ignorance/bliss. But, that's all part of the choice - you don't know what the red pill will reveal to you. It's all so difficult to choose, especially when you have no idea what the consequences of taking each pill will be (except for the pink one, that's obvious).

In the immortal words of Seifer: "I'd-a told him to shove that red pill right up his ass!"

[Maxico]

If a bald guy wearing dark glasses who you just met on the internet offered you some pills to take, would you honestly take them?

Aww you beat me to it.

not to mention wearing a leather dress, with a bunch of burly looking people around you, in leather, in a run down house.

[Female Ryuichi]

The pink pill!

[Breine]

The red one... I'm extremely curious.

[Peegee]

From the vantage point of feigned knowledge, ignorance is bliss. However how am I to know what truth is like without having seen it? Is it great, or terrifying, or neither? I have no way of knowing.

It's too much of a risk so I would just challenge Morpheus to a dual to the death. As the 'chosen one', I would never lose and would kill him and the entire hoard of the underground cavern rave scene. Sweet!