Quote Originally Posted by SeedRankLou
On the patio of my apartment, there is this weird spider that I've never seen before. It's been in the same spot for about a week now. It's weird for several reasons. One, I thought Spiders were nocturnal, but this one is going all day and all night. Two, it looks like it's inside of a shell, like it's a turtle or something. I watched it for a while and when it moves it's legs come out and all that stuff. Three, it's makes these really nifty webs that defy several laws of physics. I have no idea what in the world it is, or if it's even a spider.
What the... BEAT IT WITH SOMETHING! IT'S PLANNING TO SUCK OFF YOUR FACE, DON'T JUST LET IT LIVE! >:O

*ahem*

Weird things that happened around where I live ... *thinks* Oh well, we'll just use my old town... MY NEIGHBOR SHOT HIS GIRLFRIEND THEN SHOT HIMSELF! omg. Crazy world. *shakes head*