A Trick of Traps.
Everyone likes traps. It's always funny when that bucket you balanced on top of the door falls on someone's head after they walk into the room, right? Also, isn't it hilarious when you see a bear of some variety trapped inside one of these nifty numbers?
So, what are your favourite traps/tricks/practical jokes/evil plots/funny mishaps?
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I think it's funny when you walk about in the woods, follow a trap hunter and then move all his traps so that they're right on his return path and he gets trapped in one of his own of these nifty numbers. :P
Bear traps are nasty. I think random lovers back in the day used to lose various body parts due to them.
I don't do tricks any more, but you are more than welcomed to try the following:
- Call the local Jehova's Witness chamber and say you (ie: your friend/enemy) picked up one of their pamphlets and wish to speak with them
- Sign up your friends/enemies to magazine subscriptions
- Put nails on an angle against people's tires
- Write profanties on people's back yards using weed killer or some equally destructive liquid (I've used turpentine with similar results)
- Kick them.
1) It's not a chamber. It's a Kingdom Hall.- Call the local Jehovah's Witness chamber and say you (ie: your friend/enemy) picked up one of their pamphlets and wish to speak with them.
2) They're leaflets.
3) We wouldn't fall for that one.
4) It's "Jehovah's Witness", Jehovah being God's name and all...
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
"3) We wouldn't fall for that one."
Yes, Witnesses clearly represent the more intelligent members of our species.
I certainly wouldn't say that...but we do try.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I have a good one. Roll down the window of your friend's/parent's/enemy's car, then break a glass bottle and scatter the glass all over the seat and floor around the window. When they see it, they will think someone has broken their window.
You forgot the part about how you are able to roll down their window...
Jokes are cool and funny, but bear traps are horrible
I don't recall ever setting up any kind of trap... How sad for me.
You people are so unoriginal... I throw things at people.
Obviously that's the difficult part, but if you're inventive enough you can find a way to get ahold of their keys.Originally Posted by Linus
Or, if you can't find a way, you can actually break a different window, then climb inside the car and set up the prank.
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