Coherency is overrated

[Peegee]

I'm having the most enjoyable conversation with Psychotic. It hasn't even been ten minutes and we've changed topics at least twenty times, or how many times we've spoken. Right now I'm talking about me being Jesus because I lick stamps that turns into cookies.

Which brings me to my topic: what's so good about a coherent conversation? I find that I have to strike up a conversation with people using something 'interesting' or 'engaging' or they will just mutter words and not respond. It's pleasant every so often, but since I don't have a spam forum, it gets a little problematic when I start to realise I haven't talked about space monkeys doing the Macarena.

Do you like to engage in nonsense? What do you think about word salads (I once was walking down a street towards some mildew left after a party at the dumpster. The cookies smelled like the fountains spewing out lots of apple juice)? Isn't it the best?



Skdsfotik (4:09:06 PM): Allah got in a fight with Vishnu the other day.
Ssdfkykofdtik (4:09:14 PM): The Buddha then got involved and massacared them both.
Skosdfasdtykik (4:09:18 PM): Then it rained Chileans.
PureGhettoPika (4:09:23 PM): sweet
PureGhettoPika (4:09:31 PM): I like dancing in the rain of Chileans
PureGhettoPika (4:09:47 PM): One time I slipped and accidentally fathered a legion of doomtrains
Skyddddkotik (4:09:47 PM): Yeah, but the Chilean Rain Union is going on strike over working hours, I hear.
PureGhettoPika (4:09:52 PM): THEY SUCK
Skyasdfakik (4:10:09 PM): Totally.
Sasdfkykk (4:10:20 PM): We'll have to call in reserve Bolivians at this rate.
PureGhettoPika (4:10:30 PM): they're cheap labour but lazy
PureGhettoPika (4:10:38 PM): do you have stun sticks?
Candycane (4:10:51 PM): I have a boomerang named Marco Polo
Your Mom (4:10:59 PM): But not stun sticks.
PureGhettoPika (4:11:38 PM): I licked a stamp and it turned into a cookie
PureGhettoPika (4:11:42 PM): I think I'm Jesus
Hi I'm fat (4:11:55 PM): I cookied a lick and it stamped into a turn.
LIck my toes (4:12:04 PM): I think I'm Jebus.
PureGhettoPika (4:12:20 PM): My Jesus is better than yours
PureGhettoPika (4:12:25 PM): sick him Jesus!

[Dragonflame]

It is the best. It's even better than looking at green pineapples that have just jumped over the moon and are living in the telephone next door.

[Jebus]

That reminds me of the time Dave Thomas came and made me a hambuger. Then we were all happy until the French invaded Portugal and William the Conqueror gave me a free bionic arm. The I flew over to Australia where they blasted the emperor of Japan into space to make waffles for everyone.

[Meat Puppet]

I always keep the conversation brewing by bringing up nonsense, otherwise they just start saying 'lol' and then not replying, and I might miss out on something important that may be brung up later from the nonsense. It happens. I got invited to a party that way by first talking about monkeys, then hunger, then icecream. Then icecream and beer and monkeys. It was awesome.

[Logan]

Conversations that don't make sense can be funner than ones that do.

[Denmark]

yeah totaly. case in point:

espaneol es mi classe favorita!

[Del Murder]

I'll go even further and say what's so good about conversation in general?

As for your question, ghetto, coherency prevents confusion which prevents assumptions which prevents trouble. Random is terribly overrated. It's good in short bursts, but that's it.

[Peegee]

It's all because you adults have your vaunted "maturity" thing, isn't it?

[Rainecloud]

Pfft. Conversation is so stereotypical and mundane these days.

A good dose of spontaneous randomness is what everybody needs to brighten up their repetitive and boring exchanges of thought. On a related note: I enjoy talking to drunk people (when I'm completely sober) - it's hellishly good fun.

[Peegee]

I will make it a point to get plastered and chat with you, or another volunteer (probably misfit or psy)

I also liking to talking about the stuff that I wanting to liking. It making my talking about the things very easy to be happy.

[Baloki]

If you ever saw the BAoTW MSN Chatlogs you'd have a heart attack, we have that 'kind' of conversation, usually for about 2-3 hours at a time, its insane.

Me, I'm crap at conversation though...

Oh and Psy, when I speak to you tonight I'll send you a copy of that Bang, Bang song as an MP3

[Psychotic]

Oh. Joy. AND I WISH MY AIM NAME REALLY WAS CANDY CANE!

Fanatical Jackdaws always make me laugh,

[Peegee]

Isn't it just super how your name keeps changing in chat logs? I think it's just plain sexy.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, it's a special script. You can all download it at http://www.psychoticsspecialaimscree...theweirdthing/

[Linus]

That URL looks like the one in my sig.