Quote Originally Posted by Ansem
Michigan
- You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

That was repealed 2 or 3 years ago.
As a direct result of it being applied in a strict sense, against a canoer who was swearing in a river, a good 1000 feet from a picnicking family...

All of Michigan
-The floors of all adult video and book stores must be made of a hard, nonabsorbent material.
This one actually seems quite plausible. Y'know, it's easier to clean up messes...