Quote Originally Posted by King Bahamut
- All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice each week, supervised by the local clergy.
- It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
- Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks
- Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
Oh man, I'm public enemy #1. Haha, I'M A CHELSEA PENSIONER! Oh noe, I broke another law