Randy river is um...Skater clothes? I wear those. Though they don't only sell Skater gear (like West 49, the worst store in the universe), so you'll see me with R<sup>2</sup> sweaters, dress pants (wearing them now), and other such stuff. Usually I wear t-shirts. So it's t-shirts and dress pants. Yes, you heard right.

When I want to look 'special' I put on my shirts, put on an Italian tie, and look acceptable in 95% of typical social situations. When I want to look 'ultra casual' I'll break out my baggy jeans which are torn up to shreds at the bottom. If I want to really really stand out I'll pull out this pair of (I think) cargo pants. They were torn down the seams (on the sides of the legs), so I installed four zippers on them. So they are pants with zippers on the calves.

As for belts I have a dress pants belt (black leather), or a safety belt belt (climbing gear strap material with a safety belt buckle). I love my clothes :D