You suck!

[Calliope]

I would stare at them, look at the ground, and then stare at them again, and look at the ground again, and then START SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY!

I would continue to do so until they curled up in a ball on the ground and started rocking to and fro, at which point I would break for coffee

[Rase]

Grab my heart and fall to the ground, then lie very still and use shallow breathing techniques to look like I had a heart attack. Blame it on them "hurting my feelings".

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

Give em' the finger and say..

..
..
.."meh!"

[golden_queen_mercury]

I'm rubber and your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.


*feels very proud of herself*

*nods in agreement*