Hey you!

[Polaris]

My first day of school was horrible!!!!!!!!

I was in a nun college, so I just saty there and I hate those nuns because they joked with me! I didn't know what I do! I just remebered that I stayed there for 3 months, then I went to another school!

Those nuns caused me lots of troubles!

[TheAbominatrix]

How do all you people remember your first day of school? The only memory I have from my early life was being pushed off a tall slide and smacking my head against a rock, stupid kid refused to wait his turn.

Smacking your head against a rock may be why that's all you remember.

[HOOTERS]

We painted santa clause. I think I cried too, dunno what over.

[Psychotic]

No. And I won't unless someone pays me £6,242.75, or hands over the ownership of Luxembourg.

And all I remember was that the nametag that was on my coatpeg thing had a cat on it, and my mum saying "Look, Paul, your name and a cat!". The cat was grey and black striped and it was on an orange background.

I don't remember anything but that. Pretty weird how I only remember that, and not anything else.

[Mr. Graves]

I've often wondered if my piss would taste like orange juice after seeing it as yellow from taking Ultra Mega pills.

[Rye]

No, and yes I remember a lot about kindergarten. I remember I had a pink backpack and my friend, Tina, was with me. Mom took a photo, I think.

[Silmaril]

i think i kept calling the teacher "mom" coz my mom told me she would be a second momlike person. i also gave a test and i think i got s good score. maybe it was the "mom" thing :rolleyes2

[Loony BoB]

Wait, did I say I drank it?

Yes.

All I said, was that this 4th grader told me he drank his own pee from a mug and he was very proud of it too. =D?

No, you didn't say that.

No, I have never consumed my own urine. Mik, you really are a sick freak.

Amen.

I've never drunk urine and I don't remember my first day of school.

[Mikztsu]

Yes, yes, but I was speaking with that freak <i>4th grader's</i> mouth!

[Squires]

That's what quotation marks are for.

[Jebus]

I can't even remember yesterday, let alone my first day.

Athough I do recall going to a nearby pizza place and getting to make our own pizza, but that's pretty much it.

[Mikztsu]

That's what quotation marks are for.

...not, if someone decides to speak with my mouth. Or vice versa.

[Squires]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Loony BoB]

...not, if someone decides to speak with my mouth. Or vice versa.

Using your logic, I could say that the 4th grade drank it with YOUR mouth, you filthy doongerhead. *runs away*

[Lord Xehanort]

I would never drink urine unless I were offered a kiss from the hottest person in existence. But since Breine and Leonardo DiCaprio are both heterosexual, it's not happening.

As for my first day of school that I remember... some guy made fun of me (I don't remember what he said, though) so I kicked him in the testicles, then the temples, then the temples again. The principal took away my recess for 2 days.