I would never drink urine unless I were offered a kiss from the hottest person in existence. But since Breine and Leonardo DiCaprio are both heterosexual, it's not happening.

As for my first day of school that I remember... some guy made fun of me (I don't remember what he said, though) so I kicked him in the testicles, then the temples, then the temples again. The principal took away my recess for 2 days.