I vaugely remember my first day of school (I started with Kindergarden), all I remember is getting some book that my teacher handed to my mom, and then I was playing outside with some girl named April, and she got mad at me cause I called her April O'Neal (I was a big TMNT fan as a kid), and then she went to go tell on my whining but we left before I heard from the teacher she went and told (not sure if I would of got told anything for it).

Yeah, thats all I recall. And no...thats just gross.