If history was an RPG who would be the final boss?

[Loony BoB]

I had a tough time deciding between Bill Gates and Satan, but I decided that Bill Gates would be more fun as one of those guys you kep running into throughout the game and always messed things up for himself. Haha Microsoft yeah I know.

Anyway.
Satan.
HP: Lots.
MP: Lots.
Magic: Lots.
Guys you have to defeat in the final stage before you get to him: The Four Horsemen.

My party (selectable from):
Main Fighter: The Unknown Student Who Stood Infront Of The Tank In China
Token Chick: Uh... geez. Princess Diana? I guess.
White Mage: Jesus or Gandhi
Black Mage: Moses
Smart Guy: Dr Unne (Shoeshine Boy)
Comedic Value: Citizen Bleys (Drunk Buddhist)
Random Creature: A Dinosaur (also gives token brute force guy)
Robot: Deep Blue (or whatever it is, that chess machine)
Bubbly Female Thief Type: Jenna Jamieson or whatever she's called.
Girl With Actual Brains: Margaret Thatcher
Bard / Ladies Man: Enrique Iglesias

...that would be a pretty cool game, actually. My final party would probably be Moses, Jesus, The Unknown Student and maybe Princess Diana or the Dinosaur. Probably a big dino, yeah, because you need your brute force guy.

[TasteyPies]

tch Jesus would be a red mage, he can do more then heal the sick and drive out demons.....i mean...hes freaken GOD for crying out loud

[Loony BoB]

tch Jesus would be a red mage, he can do more then heal the sick and drive out demons.....i mean...hes freaken GOD for crying out loud

He CAN, but he does not use his powers to injure, he uses his powers to save. He would sooner kill himself to help make Satan become a follower of God than to kill Satan to... uh... kill Satan.

[Carnage]

Your team would be Ghengis khan(fighter), Ghandi(white mage), Tom Curise(samuri), butwho for the black mage?

[Loony BoB]

You can't go past Moses for the black mage.

[Dignified Pauper]

The answers are quite simple...

Cortez and Montezuma

Cortez
Hp: 65,000
Mp: 0
Attack Power: 255
Defence: 242
Magic Attack: 25
Magic Defence:132
Vit: 220
Int: 140
Exp: 150,000
Gold: 1,000,000

Special Skills
Pillage
Slaughter
Incapacitate
Decapitate
Butcher
Backstab


Montezuma
Hp:50,000
Mp: 65,000
Attack Power: 25
Defence: 174
Magic Attack: 255
Magic Defence 237
Vit: 165
Int: 235
Exp: 100,000
Gold: 10,000,000

Special Skills
Sacrifice
Maim
*and many mythical spells*

Imagine you've been chasing down the Spanish Armada for years, fighting for Great Britain and the Royal Navy. You're Royal Air Force (Airships of course) have been bombing Spain for centuries. You are Thomas Becket, literary genius and priest who has the powers of white magic. Your allies: Church-hill, Joan of Arc, Pharoah Tutankhamen(sp?), and Seargant Slaughter!

Some enemies along your way...

Nostradamus, with the power to foresee the future.
The Sumerians, an ancient race of super-intelligence
Arabs from Third World Countries that have been brainwashed
Religious Zealots
Terrorists
Mephistopholes
All of Paragua
Fidel Castro
Ieyasu Tokugawa
The Illuminati


Super Secret, Uber Hard Bosses
Jeremy Christ - Jesus's Jealous brother, son of Joe and Marry.
Won the swimming tournament, then his brother walked on water to congratulate him.
Hp: 110,000
Mp: 85,000
Attack Power: 240
Defence: 235
Magic Attack: 238
Magic Defence: 242
Intelligence: 233
Vitality: 244
Agility: 239
exp: 500,000
gold: 0 (poor capenters son)


Mary Magdeline - having 7 demons exercised from herself by Jesus, she was blessed with both powers of the darkness and light
Hp: 5
Mp:20,000
Attack Power: Unregistered
Defence: Unregistered
Magic Attack: Unregistered
Magic Defence: Unregistered
Int: 244
Vit: 250
Agil: 200
exp: 1,000,000
gold: 10,000,000

Some Helpful secret NPCs
Ra - Egyptian Sun God (will grant Tut a new Spell)
Shiva - Will give one member of your party two more arms
Moses - Will give Seargant Slaughter a new weapon "Ten Commandments"
Noah - Will give Joan a sword made of the wood of his Ark


Super Weapons, or WMD
Nuclear Missiles
Anthrax
Ebola

[Del Murder]

Only Loony BoB would believe that this forum's members are considered historical figures.

[Loony BoB]

They are...

[The Captain]

"Super Secret, Uber Hard Bosses
Jeremy Christ - Jesus's Jealous brother, son of Joe and Marry.
Won the swimming tournament, then his brother walked on water to congratulate him."

Ha, can I change my vote to this?

Take care all.

[TasteyPies]

but how would Jeremy be a tough boss?

No great weapons between 0-100 a.d.
Just a mortal

But he would be pretty agile what with only being able to get around on foot back then.

(sorry to nit-pic, i havn't even thought of anything :rolleyes2 )

[Phil]

Final boss
Hitler
hp:99,999
mp:6
attacks:
gas attack
wth attack
super special attack
laser pelvis attack

My party, the members of bon jovi and master cheif from halo. arse kickage baby... :shoot:

[Yamaneko]

I was going to say Bill Gates too, but he's more of a Biggs and Wedge from FFVIII or Solt and Peppor from Chrono Cross, type bad guy.

[eestlinc]

ha, I was going to say rasputin without reading this thread. good thing I read the first post

however, the correct answer is Necron.

[bennator]

I've got it:

Steve Jobs
HP: 655500
MP: 655500
All other stats: 255

Attacks:
iUltima: A multi-colored version of Ultima that does massive damage and adds random status effects.
NoFloppy: Since you have no portable storage, all of your positive status effects are lost.
IncompatibleFile: Impervious to all attacks for 3 turns
LookPretty: Infilicts Confuse on the party.

Final Party:
Bill Gates
Linus Travolds
Ghandi
Steve Wozniak

[Calliope]

Go the tank guy! *waves flag*