If history was an RPG who would be the final boss?

[Del Murder]

I almost went with Alexander but I like Arthur better, even though he is mostly legend.

Hitler is the 'boss you chase the whole game only to find out there is something even bigger'. That bigger thing being, of course, God.

During the Hitler fight your party has to split in to two groups because Stalin is revived by the mystic Rasputin and they attack from the east. My secondary group:

Joanne d'Arc
Mohammad Ali
Plato
Confucius (his philosophy combo attack with Plato is devastating)

[Kirobaito]

I've gotta make this game on RPGMaker now. *goes off*

EDIT: Would you consider Hannibal a good or bad guy? I've actually considered him to be the good guy.

[Thunday Man]

The true boss would be The Sun.

Hp: ?
MP: ?
Annoyance: 2312
Times seen: 3

[Strider]

You'd need the final bosses to be interesting. Like. . .

Rameses
Saddam Hussein (hey, if Kefka can get out of jail. . .)
George Steinbrenner
Michael Eisner
Napoleon Bonaparte

My party would be:

Eminem
Moses
Leonardo DaVinci
Bill Gates (think Kain from FFIV)
Joan of Arc

[The Captain]

Hahah, what a GREAT topic.

Final Boss:

All The Evil in the world Manifested into: Bizarro UN (Not the UN we know and love, but the evil parallel Universe UN).

HP: 1,000,004
Strength: 200+ and growing, due to new nations always entering

Attacks:
- "Ultimate Debate" - an attack that not only knocks a lot of HP off, but also puts team to sleep and often causes confusion when woken up.
- "Super Compromise" - Casts both Regen and Poison on the team. Depending on how many battles you've run away from, poision will either be stronger (More escapes) or weaker (Less).
- "GP Aid" - Money is dropped on the party.
- "Lunch Break" - Attack upon boss's death, where all characters are instantly disinterested. Cured with Reality Check2, but must be cast before end of battle.

Final Party:

Achilles, though he cannot survive this battle.
Napoleon
Mother Teresa
Dr. Strangelove

Take care all.

[Rainecloud]

I can't believe I'm reading this.

Henry VIII
HP: 50,000
ATP: 140
VIT: 80
INT: 70
EXP: 35,000
GP: 1,000
Special Attack: The Beheader.
Impervious To: Protestants (depending on what mood he's in).

I can't believe I'm replying to this.

[Vaan]

Satan, I suppose.

Can anyone tell me why I am locked out of the Eyes on Each Other and World Events Sections? I am curious.

[Roogle]

Probably because you were mean, Vaan. It shouldn't be hard to figure out what you did wrong, although I personally don't know.

Anyway, I do things like this on a regular basis—you know, turning history and life into an RPG. If you really search around, you might see some of my work! It is all around us.

[LH]

Bush Family Evil Empire:

George W. Bush
HP: 777,000 (1,000 for each American soldier killed in Iraq as of May 14)
MP: 3,000,000 (1 for every job lost under Bush since he stole the White House)
Attacks: Drunken Monkey (slams a whole bottle of whiskey and drives around wasted until he runs someone in your party over), Praise The Lord (casts a government-sanctioned Holy on one member of your party), Babble (he mangles a pre-written speach so terribly that it casts confusion on your whole party), Arrogant Conservative Condesending (cats Mini on whole party) War Monger (calls on George H. W. Bush, Jeb Bush, and Prescott Bush to fund Nazis, fund Islamic fundamentalist terrorists, and spend trillions of stolen dollars on war machines designed to destroy your party, while Bush daughters get sloppy drunk and distract your party)

[Peegee]

[q]Dr. Strangelove[/q]

[Casey]

The Ulimate Boss.

The Sun
HP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
MP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
To beat this boss is impossible.

Attacks:
White Dwarf
Red Giant
Solar Flare
Super Wind
Super Nova

[Peegee]

*uses a gameshark* or

*uses selphie's the end fatality*

:D

[Calliope]

Dammit. Delbert took all the cool people.

FINE! I'll take Chico Mendes, Robin of Loxley, John Nash, Oskar Schindler and Sir Walter Raleigh.

*sulks*

[Rase]

Final Boss: Hitler (3 Forms)

Turns out Hitler didn't die, he went into hiding... in the center of the Earth! There he gained power and is now trying to create the Fourth Riech. Guess who's gotta stop him?

Adolf Hitler
HP: 50,000
MP: 5,000
EXP: 0
GP: 0
Special Attacks:
Blitzkrieg (Casts Haste on self),
Vengence Rocket (Large Non-elemental damage to all party members),
Genocide (Instantly kills one party member)

This is the Hitler from history, only much stronger. His Vengence Rocket and Genocide can cause real problems, so keep your HP up.

Dämon Hitler (Demon Hitler)
HP: 75,000
MP: 7500
EXP: 0
GP: 0
Special Attacks:
Facist Flame (Massive Fire damage to one party member)
Gas Chambers (Deals Poison, Confusion, and Silence to all party members)
Soldiers Souls (Summons 4 Nazi General Demons)

Going through the changes casued by hiding in the center of the Earth, along with all the hate built up over years, made the great evil in Hitler create it's own embodiment, stronger than the original.

*Nazi General Demon*
HP: 25,000
MP: 3000
EXP: 0
GP: 0
Special Attacks:
Heil Hitler (Recovers 5000 of Dämon Hitler's HP)
Underworld Artillery (medium non-elemental damage to all party members)

These souls of top Nazi official killed many Jews. They're hatred and fiece loyalty to Hitler have given them new powers.

Endloses Hitler (Infinite Hitler)
HP: 150,000
MP: 50,000
GP: 0
MP: 0
Special Attacks:
Soul Feed (Recovers 10,000 HP)
Betrayal (Casts Confusion on 2 party members and deal 2500 damage to others)
Torment Within (Deal Death to 2 party members)

The final form of Hitler, this form has all the evil, malice and hatred of the entire Nazi party! It's seemingly infinite powers can make it seem like there is little hope.

NOTE: In addition to these, all three forms of Hitler have access to all Black Magic in the game.

Final Party:
General George S. Patton
William The Conqueror
George Washington
Joanne d'Arc

Honorable Mentions:

Attila The Hun
HP: 32,000
MP: 1000
EXP: 80,000
GP: 75,000
Special Attacks:
Horde (Medium non-elemental damage to all party members)
Fleet Foot (Attack 3 times in one turn)
Adapt (Learn one of your party members skills)

Roman Emporer Nero
HP: 20,000
MP: 500
EXP: 25,000
GP: 23,000
Special Attacks:
Flames of Rome (Medium Fire damage to all party members)
Malice (Medium Shadow damage to all members)
Corruption (Confuses your entire party)

Whew, well, I'm done. Okay, so I stretched it a little. If you want to be hsitorically correct, just ignore the last two. I just added those because I thought it'd make a better final battle.

[White Raven]

Random Encounter Enemies:
-the US Army

Mini Bosses:
-Abe Lincoln
-Donald Rumsfeld
-Colin Powel

1st Part of Boss:
-George Bush Sr.

2nd Part:
-George Bush Jr.

My Party:
-John Wilks Booth
-The Super Best Friends