If history was an RPG who would be the final boss?

[Lord Chainsaw]

And what would his stats be? How would you beat him?

For me the answer is easy.

The final boss would be:

Stalin
HP: 32,000
ATP: 122
VIT: 145
INT: 50
EXP: 20,000
GP: 5,000

The battle with Stalin is the final battle of the game, in which you must fight atop the floating city of Stalingrad. First of all, do NOT go into this fight with any characters below level 60. You will be CRUSHED if your characters are not at least 60 for this fight. 70 is recommended. Know that Stalin's Iron Fist of Communism can and will deal 4,000 points of damage to all party members. Not only that, when he uses it he also drains away a small fraction of that HP and gives it to himself. Not good!

He will also occasionaly cast stone skin and become invulnerable for a few rounds. During this time, the cold weather of Stalingrad will more than likely wear down your characters for 2,000 points of damage a round. Use this time to heal up and cast attack enhancing magic. When stone skin wears off go back to pounding away at him. He has A LOT of HP, so the fight might take a while.

And the optional bosses:

Galileo
HP: 65,535
ATP: 255
VIT: 200
INT: 255
EXP: 40,000
GP: 0


Galileo is probably the hardest boss in the game. He has a boatload of HP, and no real weaknesses. He will use the gravity based helio-centric theory every now and then to take away 75% of your characters' max hp. He can also summon Aristarchus to deal 5000-6000 points of type-less damage to one character. The only real hope you have in this battle is to silence him. It will stop him from using the dreaded helio-centric theory spell, but it won't stop his powerful physical attacks or his Aristarchus summon. Be careful, Silence does not always work!

And of course...

Rasputin
HP: 1,000,000
ATP: 1
VIT: 255
INT: 130
EXP: 500,000
GP: 3,000

Rasputin is sort of an oddity among optional bosses. He can't really kill you, but you can't really kill him either. After dealing about 50,000 points of damage to him, he'll cast Cure 3 and recover most of it. You're faced with a decision at this point. You can either keep pounding away at him and hope he runs out of MP, or you can run away. Poison also has no effect in this fight, so don't try to poison him and leave the game running for 3 hours.

[Shlup]

I swear to god first person to say "Bush, lmao" gets banned.

[HOOTERS]

DUBYA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No seriously Margaret Thatcher. She's a cold bitch.

[Peegee]

MTV
HP: 40 000 000, or however much money they make in a year
VIT, SPD, STR, ETC: 255
absorbs all elem attacks
immune to all status attacks
base attack: 9999 hp

and etc. Basically indestructable.

[Del Murder]

God, of course. He would somehow incorporate images of the dieties of all the major religions, and thus continue the RPG standard that the religious factions are evil.

My final party:

Arthur
George Washigton
Jesus (Father! Noooooo!!)
Ghandi

[krissy]

me

cant win sorry :}

[HOOTERS]

OOh, my final prarty:

Ronald Mcdonald
Wheres Waldo?
Wheres Osama?
Sarah Maree from Big Brother ROLOL

edit: hi kriss!!y asl?

[Yamaneko]

Del: What would Ghandi do?

[Erdrick Holmes]

Joel Anthoney Holmes the Slayer

HP: 150,000
MP: 666
Skills:
Massive swearing attack
Double Palm heel strike
Club crusher
The "I sit on you" attack
High pitched singing voice of doom

Hase very little weaknesses, but throwing can's of Diet Coke and Root beer causes severe weakness.

[bennator]

I was going to say God, but that was already taken.

So, I'll say God anyways... an appropriate final boss.

[DocFrance]

and thus continue the RPG standard that the religious factions are evil.

It's so true it's not even funny.

I think a good final boss would be the embodiment of the plague of mankind - AIDS. Maybe one of those deep, philosophical fights where we learn that AIDS has been in our genetic code for millennia, controlling our every action. And it came to Earth on a meteor or something. Yeah.

I won't go into the stats, but my final party would be
-General George S. Patton
-Joanne d'Arc
-El Cid (there has to be a Cid)
-Jonas Salk

[Shlup]

-El Cid (there has to be a Cid)

That's the name my dad uses in IRC.

[Del Murder]

Ghandi would be the healer. Jesus seems obvious for this role but he powers would be more useful on the offensive.

[Kirobaito]

The final boss would have 3 forms.

Hitler Austrius
HP: 73,000
MP: 450
Skills: Hand Wave

Hitler Nazias
HP: 120,000
MP: 500
Skills: Can Summon Gestapo

Hitler Imperius
HP: 150,000
MP: 666
Skills: Poison Gas

Party:
Alexander the Great
Jesus
Gandhi
Eisenhower

[Thunday Man]

Kittens

HP:45
Mp:23
Att: 4
Def:12
Agi:50
Cute:902

You win at life! Good job.