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    Final Boss: Michael Jackson

    HP: 9,000,000
    MP: 10000
    All Stats: 255

    Special Abilities: Recovers full HP every turn, using his Moonwalk ability. The only way to beat him is to bring in a little boy to distract him, and the you can easily finish him off.

    Final Party:

    Bob Barker
    Sheryl Crow
    Mister Rogers
    The Pope
    Mary- Kate Olsen
    Hillary Clinton

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    SATAN!!!!!!111

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yams
    I was going to say Bill Gates too, but he's more of a Biggs and Wedge from FFVIII or Solt and Peppor from Chrono Cross, type bad guy.
    Biggs and Wedge were EXACTLY the two people I was thinking of at the time. xD
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    well i,ll base it on the book of revelation, evangelion and judgement day and current affairs and my anti-religious sentiment.

    17 angels of the apocalypse in the final dungeon. you will also battle george w bush, osama bin laden, tony blair, bill gates, satan, and the pope. then at the dawn of humanitys destruction arrives the ultimate evil...

    GOD

    hp 300,000
    str 150
    magic 223
    defense 100
    agility 190
    evade 150
    luck 37
    magic defense 179

    he starts with revelation which reduces all your hp to 1. then he will randomly use the following...

    hypocrisy- 9000+ to all
    ultima 5000+ to all
    flare 4000
    holyaga 9999
    nazerath-casts posion, curse, frog, confuse, zombie and regen on all
    berserk
    eden cures himself 4 9999
    noahs flood 2000+ to all plus full break
    janus reveals his true form and stops all characters
    revelation reduce hp to 1
    apostles- summons them to cast death on one character
    life4(pit of despair)- summons a horde of angels and devils with pyril and asmodeus at the helm, does 19996 exactly to all characters (u can only survive if u have shell on)
    cry of the archangel- limit break. does 19996 to all, u can only survive if u have protect on.

    ahhh, that would be 1 sweet last boss
    " Redeem me into childhood. Show me myself without the shell" Nightwish- Ghost Love Score.
    " Everything is Clearer now. Life is just a dream you know, thats never ending...i,m ascending". Cowboy Bebop- Blue
    " Noriko...Kazumi...When you return i,ll be there to say...Welcome Home" Jung- Gunbuster
    "...Shut up. The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean
    a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh,
    cry...... or get angry...... What about us...... what are WE supposed
    to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My
    eyes are burning!" Cloud- FF7

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    I thought of a New Uber Secret Boss

    Adlai Stevenson - Former presidential candidate
    Hp: 40,000
    Mp: 20,000
    Attack power: 121
    Defence Power: 89
    magic power: 112
    Magic Defence: 97
    Agility: 75
    Int: 255
    Vitality: 143
    Exp: 50,000
    Gold: 1,000,000

    Special Skillz:
    Politics - Confuse, sleep, stop to two random party members with 80% chance of success
    Debate - 700-1000 damage to party; may sometimes cause stop, confuse
    Executive Order - 800-1350 damage to one; May cause instant death
    Mimic - mimics skills used by your own members
    Summon Congressional Session - Sleep to all members
    Speak - Confuse 100% chance to one party member

    Quote when dead "I may have had the vote of every thinking American, but too bad I needed the majority to win."

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    Hannibal would be a good guy.

    And Hitler would be comic relief.

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    Cue dancing Hitler.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Hitler + RPG = Kefka
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
    (1) Eric Clapton is God.
    (2) Therefore, God exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
    Hitler + RPG = Kefka
    That is SO true.

    Final Boss:

    Chaos
    Hp:729,858,657,665,425,643,515,635,643,956,560
    Mp:""
    Ep:3,000,000,000
    Gp ""


    Attacks:
    Darkness
    Beam
    Heart
    Final Chaos

    This boss has four forms. In each form, it only uses one attack. Darkness is used in its first form. Darkness does 2,000-2,500 damage to all party members. In its second form, it uses Beam. Beam does 3,000-3,500 damage to all party members. In its third form, it uses Heart. Heart does 4,000-4,500 damage to one party member. in its final form, it uses Final Chaos. Final Chaos kills one party member. BE AT MAXIMUM LEVEL!!!
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    The best enemy in this thread is Michael Eisner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squires
    The best enemy in this thread is Michael Eisner.


    I also thought of John Rockefeller and Leland Stanford (obligatory exciting train scene!) as bad guys, while Constantine and Charlemagne could be like. . . wise Banon-types.

    And the Wright brothers would fly the airship.

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    Harold Shipman

    Dreading to think what his attacks would be, somesort of kamikaze hanging of himself move or something.

    What a well thought through idea.

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    Actually, none of us can know who the final boss is, because we're actually all characters in the game, and whoever's playing it hasn't beaten the game yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonflame
    Actually, none of us can know who the final boss is, because we're actually all characters in the game, and whoever's playing it hasn't beaten the game yet...
    I've beaten it. You're the final boss.

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