If history was an RPG who would be the final boss?

[Loony BoB]

Actually it's this guy called Ronald Richardson. I have no idea who he is, but in about 1,200 years or so, he's gonna do something and it's gonna be pretty damn badass.

[Rase]

He's my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Grandson. Sweet!

[Vaan]

To Roogle:
I don't recall ever being mean here. I treat everyone with respect whether they deserve it or not. Why I am locked out boggles my mind. But anyway...

ACHILLES

Supposedly the greatest warrior of all time.

Only one way to kill him: Shoot him in the achilles tendon. Sadly, this time around he wears heavy armor around his heels. Were all gonna die.

[o_O]

[q=Loony BoB]Bill Gates[/q]

Pfft I still say Bill Gates.

HP: 100
ATT: 2
VIT: 3
INT: 500
EXP: 10
GP: 255 in hex, whatever that equates to in base 10. :o

His attacks include GP Rain and Coin Toss. And he kicks everyone's butt in one turn with fifty million bucks.

Since when did 'real life battles' become turn-based anyway?

[Sephex]

The Ulimate Boss.

The Sun
HP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
MP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
To beat this boss is impossible.

Attacks:
White Dwarf
Red Giant
Solar Flare
Super Wind
Super Nova

Well, damn. I'll keep this in mind if I ever have to fight the sun...again.

[Dragonflame]

I've beaten it. You're the final boss.

I am? Awesome! I knew I'd end up working for evil eventually.

[Lord Chainsaw]

I seem to have forgot to list my final party.

My final party:

Caligula
Nero
Machiavelli
Hannibal

The way I got everyone to level 70 was flying Count Zeppellin's airship to Athens and fighting Plato over and over. Plato is pretty tough, but each time you beat him you gain 20,000 exp. You really got to watch out for "The Republic" because every time he uses it all your characters take 3000 points of damage and get confused. That's the reason I have Machiavelli. He's immune to confusion naturally, so I just have him cure the others before Plato gets in any more damage.

Caligula's berserker attack can really dish the damage although it lowers his defense to 0. Nero's persecution attack is also pretty powerful, and it even casts mini on regular enemies. Nero's also got the best fire magic in the game. Together Caligula and Nero make the best party in the game for their "Bad Emperor Attack" which is a combined attack that does almost 6000 points of damage to a single target.

[Leeza]

To Roogle:
I don't recall ever being mean here. I treat everyone with respect whether they deserve it or not. Why I am locked out boggles my mind.

OOC:	Maybe you weren't mean, but spamming in EoEO is just as bad.

[Dignified Pauper]

I think we missed another very important foe...

Maya Angelou!!!

[Polaris]

I don't know probably Lenine!!! He was a genious, the father of comunism for me and for a friend of mine!

Saddam or Bin Laden!

With Bin Laden it would be "The more bombs you'll get, the more HP, he'll have"

[The Captain]

How about Karl Marx, whose ideas were the groundwork for Lenin?

Take care all.