I was walking around in a club one time and saw this amazing woman. All sorts of biological reactions took place in my body and I felt funny. Was it love? Some sort of indigestion? Gas? Was it....love?

No, it was lust, and I had to get rid of it as soon as possible or it would affect my dancing. The rest of the story is inappropriate for anybody. And I mean anybody.

And that's the story of how PG fell in love at first sight.