Replace-a-word fun!

[DeBlayde]

Calrissian: You've gotta get some kinda reading on those underpants , up or down!

skywalker: Biggs, Wedge, let's close it up. We're goin in, we're goin in full throtle. That outta keep those underpants off our backs.

Vader: I find your lack of underpants disturbing.
Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader! Release his underpants !
Vader: As you wish.
Tarkin: These underpants are pointless. Now Lord Underpants will have the location of the Rebel underpants by the time this battle station is operational. We will then crush the Underpants with one swift stroke!

Kenobi: That's good! You've just taken your first step into larger underpants.

I could probably go through most of the entire original trilogy. No, i'm not a geek. I'm a genius. I memorize anything in entirety that I see or hear three or four times. But I love the original starwars movies! lemme make fun of the new ones now.

Amidala: Well then that is why we must not fail to capture the Underpants. Everything depends on it.

Jar Jar: Meesa no tink so. When in trouble, Gungans go to sacred underpants. meesa show you!

Kenobi: I'm sorry for my behavior, Master. It's not my place to argue with you about the underpants.

Jar Jar: They'sa settin yousa up. Goin through the planet underpants, bad bombin. Um, any underpants here would be hot! heeheehee.
Kenobi: Master, we're short on Underpants.
Qui Gon: We'll need a guide to get through the underpants. This Gungan may be of help.

I wanted to assassinate Lucas after Episode I came out. this is more fun!