(busts out the grampa shawl and spectacles)
boy back in the day, I went to my highschool prom. First dance I ever went to. Couldn't dance, and I was under the mistaken impression that everybody else could. so never asked a girl. But, it was senior prom, and I figured, what the hell. so I asked a girl, danced for hours in shoes designed for not dancing, rubbed my poor date's feet because she was fool enough to wear heels and we danced for about 3 hours. Had a blast! stinky feet notwithstanding (hers, not mine) It was much cool fun!

ok, it was only 6 years ago, but still. that's a hay-ll of a long time.