I don't care if it's not summer yet, or whatever season it's supposed to be. It's too hot, and I won't stand for it. Today I was about to go outside but I saw a bird flying around. It suddenly burst into flames! What kind of government allows the weather to get this hot? I demand a civil revolt to retake Autumn in all its windy-but-not-too-cold-because-I-hate-the-cold-too glory!

What do you bearded oranges do to keep cool? I've tried drinking water, fans (which blow hot air at you), and hiding in my room. NOTHING WORKS BECAUSE THE SUN GOD FARTED!