KB...Thats the oddest looking Chocobo i have ever seen.O.o
*Enters my Chocobo, Rase, in the Chocobo Guantlet*
This is my Chocobo, Rase. He is black, with red eyes. He is about halfway through life, and very strong, as I have been training him since he was young. I am confident he will win the Guantlet.
*Stands by the Guantlet, preparing Rase for the challenge*
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
*Gets out wallet* Hi, uh, kupo... I'd like 5 Chocobo breasts and 4 drumsticks kupo. :moggie:Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Why is it mean? I love chicken and turkey drumsticks, and a chocobo drumstick would be a huge piece of awesomeness.
Fine, then I'm going to hold a chocobo cook-off across the street. :strut:
Fried chocobo, mmm mmm good.
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
I love chocobo cook off competitions, there are so tasty :P
*sets up a store in the dark, hidden alley behind the Chocobo Racing Stadium which sells steroids and other physical enhancing products for your one and only feather freak.*
Only 15 gil.
*checks wallet* i have.....154,734,217 gil, so i'll buy as many steroids i can ^_^''
*sets Lynx next to Rase* Hello, i guess i'm your rival today, Cecil. May the best Chocobo win.
((on exam days, i say to my fellow classmates "May the best metro-sexual win".))
"There are some people in this world like me who have killed their emotions long ago. Never forget that." -Shadow, to Terra
"Yes! The emnity is growing! The only thing pure in this world is emnity!...Now, let love bleed! Darker and deeper than the seas of hell!" -Lynx
*sidles over to Mullet*
Step up, my friends! The winner of this cook-off contest will receive my handy dandy 100 Recipes for Chocobos cookbook, First Edition! It's got chocobo skewers, chocobo a la king, chocobo rotisserie, chocobo chili, chocobo Caesar salad, plus many many many more dishes that your friends are guaranteed to love!
*places the cookbook down quietly and walks away*
Yes, but by far the cutest.
There be many Chocobo Haters here *glares*
Your cook off disappoints me!
Oh and by the way the be a mini circ du Chocobo going on in the Center Ring now, it has people taming fersome moogles, chocobo riding and much, much more, clowns are included free
HA, you steriods may make your Chocobo stronger, but all that matters is the one that has the heart to win, and steriods make your heart crap out early...
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
I hope I win the chocobo cook of contest
My chocobo cookoff is going so well that I'm running low on chocobo meat. So if anyone wants to sell me their chocobo I am making very competitive offers.
How competitivie flying mullet? :P
Um...new products.
Heart steriods. 20 gil.
Feather dye (colour of your choosing.) 70 gil
Flying Instruction Manual. 150 gil
Chocobo Meat Supplement (even Flying Mullet can't tell the difference!). 700 gil
*scowls*
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