i swam down the river(five flippen hours) with some friends.the girl in my group(twas a summer school trip) kept getting ahead of me on our raft(had to build rafts,home made,and go down river.those that didnt drown got food.) so i was waaayyyy behind her those 5 hours. life jacket had no snapps.And i couldnt swim.odds against me?raining,quick current...snapless lifejacket...you tell me.

but,im not a corpse,or dead,or drownded,so i lived:P...

dont think thats what you ment though