I was going to put Viagra in a soda for a guy who used to always drink from my sodas. On Senior Graduation day. Completely flawless, if no one noticed then we'd have some thing to laugh about but if they did, about 50 cameras would be on him. Good-times.

Hey man, was it a little bit hard getting up there?
Hey man, don't get too excited, this is your big day... Don't come short.