"I got paid $2 to eat two Taco Bell Fire Hot Sauce packets at once, straight from the packet. I then followed that with my next ability, chugging a full can of soda in 5 seconds. Well worth the $2."

Tch. Taco Bell Fire Hot Sauce isn't even as hot as, say, Lousisiana Hot Sauce. It's like spicy ketchup.

I like spicy things, but I can't take very much heat, unfortunately.

"I'm spicy!"

It's more like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM SPIIIICY!" Have you had that sandwich, by the way? It's not bad.