Taking a shower today after getting my hair cut and i was wondering your guy's opinions (so so pitifull)

1)Which type of hair do you prefer washing?
Short Long Shaggy ect....

2)Have you ever spit in the shower?

3)what do you use to wipe the soap from your eyes?

4)Do you always clean everywhere or just the important places?

5)Have you ever ate/drank in the shower? if so what was it?

6)Have you ever interupted a shower for "buisness?" if not do you take care of it during your shower?

7)What do your shower curtains look like?

8)How big is your shower?

9)What color is the paint in that room?

10)What kind of soap do you use and do you use a washcloth?