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    There Are Many Things I dont Understand in the world.....

    Cats, I love them so, but whats with them? they want food, u give them food, they run away! they neighbours kitten sits on my doorstep meowing, I go out to pet it, it runs away!!

    Toilet Roll!!! How come it disapears so fast? I dont know whether this happens to eveyone else? but you put a new one in the bathroom and two days later..... ITS GONE!??!?! whats with that?

    Cats & Toilet Roll, easily over looked by still the most mind boggling things ive ever seen

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    I've had cats like that. Weird. o_o They never liked being petted, just fed ... then they'd go away and come back for more food. Jerks. ;_;

    That's why dogs > cats. ^_^

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    I love cats!

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    Cats are weird. One of mine loves to lick laundry baskets. I mean, if he sees one, he licks it until we take it away. He licks anything plastic, actually... laundry baskets, posters, etc. Weirdo.

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    i love cats. Cats love me. Coz i feed them.

    i know the answer to the toilet roll. it also applies to soap and toothpaste.

    unfortunately, its a secret i cannot divulge.


    :whaaa: I've adopted this smiley

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    Bloody teaspoons get me. The always end up in the sink. All of them.

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    cats are cool its a feline thing they want to let you know "yeah I depend on you...But hell no am I your pet!" theyre all like that except for my kitten who is just dumb he fights with the biggest cat in the area and wouldn't run from you even if you did a godzilla impression in his face.

    As for tea spoons I dont know...how come we use them up so quickly?

    For me what I dont understand is why for every rap song about getting the girl there are ten emo songs about the guys she turned down. Yet rap music is still the most popular? surely with more bands in the industry rock music should be the majority of the market?

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    I don't understand carrots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
    I don't understand carrots.
    Carrots don't understand you!

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    Nothing understands him.

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    I understand and love him like I would my gay boyfriend Moo Moo the SARS Cow.

    Wait, who are we talking about again? Cats? Uh... what's not to get about cats, other than their creepy eyes?

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    I don't get most new TV shows and most modern music...

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    Just thought of somthing else... Rodeo Clowns? what is a Rodeo Clown? is it a clown that travels? or just a posh clown that will only be hit in the face with cream pies that have cream from select cows in Jersey?

    so basically Cats are strange, human depending, plastic licking freaks that we all love cause their small cute and fluffy?

    How Interesting?
    Last edited by Dreamtiger42; 05-20-2004 at 07:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Raven
    I don't get most new TV shows and most modern music...
    I feel that way concerning Hip-Hop/Rap music and modern Computer Games. The whole music industry seems to have taken a different direction - one that I don't particularly like. I used to listen to the music channels on my satellite television all the time, but these days, I can't seem to find one that plays anything good. As for the games, well, I just don't enjoy them any more. Maybe it's just me, but I find jumping on Goombas and collecting rings more entertaining than all these complicated stealth games and complex driving simulators.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreamtiger42
    Toilet Roll!!! How come it disapears so fast? I dont know whether this happens to eveyone else? but you put a new one in the bathroom and two days later..... ITS GONE!??!?! whats with that?
    The situation in my house is exactly the same. I'm sure my Dad eats it.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    Cats suck. Dogs > Cats.

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