62. You name your candles. Whenever you see an intruder, you throw the red/orange one at them(dins fire) expecting a huge dome of fire to emit from it. At work/school, you find two blue(or were they green? oh well) candles, putting one at the entrance, one near your office/last class. When work/school is over, you touch farore's wind(your trusty candle) expecting to be the first one at the entrance to leave work. You ask the guy who just so happens to look like Ganon for a fight. During the fight, you use your green(I think) candle against him - then wonder why it hurts whenever he smacks you with his weapon.

Let's just count that as one. One UNFUNNY one.