Too much Zelda.

[Jolts]

73. You know enough about "The Legend Of Zelda" video games to make fun of others who know the same information.
74. You know that Link was only asleep for seven years, not ten.
75. you realize that you probably don't need to learn Japanese to send Shigeru Miyamoto a letter, as he will have translators if he doesn't already know how to read English (since it's one of the main spoken languages).